THINGS NECESSARY TO FLORIDA A MAN

Bare Minimum

Florida Man
(Non) Florida Person

House Parts

Door
Window
(Extremely low-angle, virtually flat) Roof
Big Black Cylinder Garbage Bins [big enough to hide in]
Rectangular, comparably sized, Blue Recycling Bins
Random Litter

Street Things

(Undivited, Yellow) Fire Hydrants.
Street Sign Shapes
Street Lights
Newspaper Boxes

Power Ups

Bath Salts
Meth

Weapons

A Gun + Bullet
Bowling Ball
Spaghetti