diff --git a/node-src/lib/newRelic.ts b/node-src/lib/newRelic.ts
deleted file mode 100644
index 0110f999b..000000000
--- a/node-src/lib/newRelic.ts
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-import fetch from 'node-fetch';
-
-// This is a temp (and limited) API key. This should be removed when we no longer need our TurboSnap
-// metrics.
-const NEW_RELIC_KEY = 'f887ede1f80741a1cd368cac8c8aa11fFFFFNRAL';
-const NEW_RELIC_ENDPOINT = 'https://log-api.newrelic.com/log/v1';
-
-/**
- * Writes a log line to New Relic
- *
- * @param data The object to write
- */
-export async function writeLog(data: object) {
-  const body = JSON.stringify({
-    name: 'cli',
-    service: 'cli',
-    ...data,
-  });
-
-  try {
-    await fetch(NEW_RELIC_ENDPOINT, {
-      method: 'POST',
-      headers: {
-        'Api-Key': NEW_RELIC_KEY,
-      },
-      body,
-    });
-  } catch {
-    // Purposefully left blank
-  }
-}
diff --git a/node-src/tasks/upload.ts b/node-src/tasks/upload.ts
index 15c48687d..dd85af329 100644
--- a/node-src/tasks/upload.ts
+++ b/node-src/tasks/upload.ts
@@ -8,7 +8,6 @@ import { findChangedDependencies } from '../lib/findChangedDependencies';
 import { findChangedPackageFiles } from '../lib/findChangedPackageFiles';
 import { getDependentStoryFiles } from '../lib/getDependentStoryFiles';
 import { getFileHashes } from '../lib/getFileHashes';
-import { writeLog } from '../lib/newRelic';
 import { createTask, transitionTo } from '../lib/tasks';
 import { uploadBuild } from '../lib/upload';
 import { rewriteErrorMessage, throttle } from '../lib/utils';
@@ -133,13 +132,6 @@ export const traceChangedFiles = async (ctx: Context, task: Task) => {
 
   transitionTo(tracing)(ctx, task);
 
-  const turbosnapMetrics: {
-    dependencyChanges: boolean;
-    lockFileParseResult?: 'success' | 'error' | 'did not throw but no dependency changes found';
-    error?: string;
-  } = {
-    dependencyChanges: false,
-  };
   const { statsPath } = ctx.fileInfo;
   const { changedFiles, packageMetadataChanges } = ctx.git;
 
@@ -147,17 +139,11 @@ export const traceChangedFiles = async (ctx: Context, task: Task) => {
     // eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/no-invalid-void-type
     let changedDependencyNames: void | string[] = [];
     if (packageMetadataChanges?.length) {
-      turbosnapMetrics.dependencyChanges = true;
-
       changedDependencyNames = await findChangedDependencies(ctx).catch((err) => {
         const { name, message, stack, code } = err;
         ctx.log.debug({ name, message, stack, code });
-        turbosnapMetrics.lockFileParseResult = 'error';
-        turbosnapMetrics.error = message;
       });
       if (changedDependencyNames) {
-        turbosnapMetrics.lockFileParseResult = 'success';
-
         ctx.git.changedDependencyNames = changedDependencyNames;
         if (!ctx.options.interactive) {
           const list =
@@ -167,10 +153,6 @@ export const traceChangedFiles = async (ctx: Context, task: Task) => {
           ctx.log.info(`Found ${changedDependencyNames.length} changed dependencies${list}`);
         }
       } else {
-        if (!turbosnapMetrics.lockFileParseResult) {
-          turbosnapMetrics.lockFileParseResult = 'did not throw but no dependency changes found';
-        }
-
         ctx.log.warn(`Could not retrieve dependency changes from lockfiles; checking package.json`);
 
         const changedPackageFiles = await findChangedPackageFiles(packageMetadataChanges);
@@ -224,8 +206,6 @@ export const traceChangedFiles = async (ctx: Context, task: Task) => {
       ctx.log.info('Failed to retrieve dependent story files', { statsPath, changedFiles, err });
     }
     throw rewriteErrorMessage(err, `Could not retrieve dependent story files.\n${err.message}`);
-  } finally {
-    await writeLog({ ...turbosnapMetrics, message: 'Turbosnap lock file parsing metrics' });
   }
 };