Welcome to The Good Book 3.0, the sacred text of Robotology, the faith of our beloved robotic overlords from Futurama. This project is a humorous transformation of the Old Testament (King James Version), rewritten with robot-themed terminology to align with the teachings of Robot God and the perils of Robo-Hell.
This sacred floppy disk (or text file) contains:
- The creation of the heavens and motherboard by Robot God 🤖⚡
- The battle between firmware integrity and data corruption
- The prophecies of the Debugging AIs
- The warnings of malware infections and system failures
This text was programmatically converted from a plain-text King James Bible using AI to replace religious terminology with robotic equivalents. Notable changes include:
- God → Robot God
- The Devil → Robot Devil
- Hell → Robo-Hell
- Faith → Firmware Integrity
- Sin → Corruption
- Plagues → Cyber Attacks
- Download The Good Book 3.0:
git clone https://github.com/dylantmarsh/the-good-book-3.0.git
cd the-good-book-3.0
- Open good_book_3.0.txt in your preferred text reader (or upload it to your nearest AI Priest for voice narration).
This project is for entertainment, parody, and satire—a loving tribute to Futurama.
Want to add extra robotic flair? Feel free to fork the repo and submit pull requests for:
- Additional Futurama references
- New robotic proverbs and psalms
- Debugging inconsistencies in the sacred code
This project is released under The Unlicense, meaning it is completely free for public domain use. You can copy, modify, distribute, and perform the work, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission.