mwaaa.py

#!/usr/bin/env python
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updateKey = "?update"      # the command for updating the bot

##  The reply ["?foo"] list below, defines a list of replies for preset commands.
##  They can be used for comedic effect.
reply = dict()           #   <--- create the reply dictionary
reply["?duckgoose"]      =  "The coolest duck/goose hybrid around. He's so perfect, words can't describe his awesomeness."
reply["?fChanX"]         =  "The most lovable llama <3"
reply["?GPenguin"]       =  "Being from Germany, he enjoys meeting all kinds of people on IRC"
reply["?help"]           =  "You're on your own."
reply["?Kremator"]       =  "Booo!"
reply["?letty"]          =  "All hail letty, our llama queen. She's leet af."
reply["?list"]           =  "?song ?wiki ?ud ?/old/new ?help ?imdb ?coin ?slap"
reply["?mikez"]          =  "My daddy! :)"
reply["?more"]           =  "No! No more!"
reply["?mwaaa"]          =  "That's llama speak."
reply["?Nawab"]          =  "The cool and sometimes mischievious guy next door who likes C++ and tea."
reply["?[n0mad]"]        =  "[n0mwaaad]"
reply["?pebble"]         =  "o"
reply["?pronk"]          =  "Who me? llamabot by mikellama, https://github.com/mikellama/ircbot-llama/"
reply["?radio"]          =  "http://letty.tk"
reply["?Roserin"]        =  "?Hm yes."
reply["?shantaram3013"]  =  "The cliche Asian whiz kid/emotional teenager. Loves electrical engineering and hanging out on ##llamas."
reply["?Taco"]           =  "Im yummy! Gobble me up in a hurry and go to taco heaven!"
reply["?Time-Warp"]      =  "OH NOZ!"
reply["?website"]        =  "http://llamas.haxed.net"
reply["?welcome"]        =  "[Welcome to ##llamas] - \"Keep calm and be a llama!\" We generally talk about anything here, as long as we respect the wishes of the owner of this channel."
reply["?wodencafe"]      =  "The Java master!"
reply["?WSPR"]           =  "Weak Signal Propagation Reporter"
reply["?Zerock"]         =  "Henlo. Please remember, Zerock is the leetest llama."