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Title: King John
Credit: Written by
Author: William Shakespeare
Source: Edited by PlayShakespeare.com
Copyright: 2005-2020 by PlayShakespeare.com
Revision: Version 4.3
Contact:
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Notes:
GFDL License 1.3
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>_Cast of Characters_<
|King John (K. JOHN.): |
|Philip, the Bastard (BAST.): |
|Philip, King of France (K. PHI.): |
|Hubert de Burgh (HUB.): |
|Cardinal Pandulph (PAND.): |
|Earl of Salisbury (SAL.): |
|Lewis, the Dauphin (LEW.): |
|Arthur (ARTH.): |
|Earl of Pembroke (PEM.): |
|Chatillion (CHAT.): |
|Melune (MEL.): |
|Lymoges, Duke of Austria (AUST.): |
|Prince Henry (P. HEN.): |
|Robert Faulconbridge (ROB.): |
|Earl of Essex (ESSEX.): |
|Constance (CONST.): |
|Queen Elinor (Q. EL.): |
|Blanch of Spain (BLANCH.): |
|Lady Faulconbridge (L. FAULC.): |
|Lord Bigot (BIG.): |
|The Messenger (MESS.): |
|English Herald (E. HER.): |
|French Herald (FR. HER.): |
|French Messenger (FR. MESS.): |
|Executioner (EXEC.): |
|Peter of Pomfret (PET.): |
|James Gurney (GUR.): |
|Sheriff (SHER.): |
===
/* # Act 1 */
### Act 1, Scene 1
A room in King John’s palace.
Enter King John, Queen Elinor, Pembroke, Essex, and Salisbury, with the Chatillion of France.
K. JOHN.
Now say, Chatillion, what would France with us?
CHAT.
Thus, after greeting, speaks the King of France
In my behavior to the majesty,
The borrowed majesty, of England here.
Q. EL.
A strange beginning: “borrowed majesty”!
K. JOHN.
Silence, good mother, hear the embassy.
CHAT.
Philip of France, in right and true behalf
Of thy deceased brother Geffrey’s son,
Arthur Plantagenet, lays most lawful claim
To this fair island and the territories,
To Ireland, Poictiers, Anjou, Touraine, Maine,
Desiring thee to lay aside the sword
Which sways usurpingly these several titles,
And put the same into young Arthur’s hand,
Thy nephew and right royal sovereign.
K. JOHN.
What follows if we disallow of this?
CHAT.
The proud control of fierce and bloody war,
To enforce these rights so forcibly withheld.
K. JOHN.
Here have we war for war and blood for blood,
Controlment for controlment: so answer France.
CHAT.
Then take my King’s defiance from my mouth,
The farthest limit of my embassy.
K. JOHN.
Bear mine to him, and so depart in peace.
Be thou as lightning in the eyes of France;
For ere thou canst report, I will be there;
The thunder of my cannon shall be heard.
So hence! Be thou the trumpet of our wrath,
And sullen presage of your own decay.
An honorable conduct let him have.
Pembroke, look to’t. Farewell, Chatillion.
Exeunt Chatillion and Pembroke.
Q. EL.
What now, my son, have I not ever said
How that ambitious Constance would not cease
Till she had kindled France, and all the world,
Upon the right and party of her son?
This might have been prevented and made whole
With very easy arguments of love,
Which now the manage of two kingdoms must
With fearful bloody issue arbitrate.
K. JOHN.
Our strong possession and our right for us.
Q. EL.
Your strong possession much more than your right,
Or else it must go wrong with you and me;
So much my conscience whispers in your ear,
Which none but heaven, and you, and I, shall hear.
Enter a Sheriff and whispers Essex in the ear.
ESSEX.
My liege, here is the strangest controversy
Come from the country to be judg’d by you
That e’er I heard. Shall I produce the men?
K. JOHN.
Let them approach.
(Exit Sheriff.)
Our abbeys and our priories shall pay
This expedition’s charge.
(Enter Robert Faulconbridge and Philip the Bastard.)
^5 What men are you?
BAST.
Your faithful subject I, a gentleman,
Born in Northamptonshire, and eldest son,
As I suppose, to Robert Faulconbridge,
A soldier, by the honor-giving hand
Of Coeur de Lion knighted in the field.
K. JOHN.
What art thou?
ROB.
The son and heir to that same Faulconbridge.
K. JOHN.
Is that the elder, and art thou the heir?
You came not of one mother then, it seems.
BAST.
Most certain of one mother, mighty King—
That is well known—and, as I think, one father;
But for the certain knowledge of that truth
I put you o’er to heaven and to my mother.
Of that I doubt, as all men’s children may.
Q. EL.
Out on thee, rude man, thou dost shame thy mother,
And wound her honor with this diffidence.
BAST.
I, madam? No, I have no reason for it;
That is my brother’s plea and none of mine,
The which if he can prove, ’a pops me out
At least from fair five hundred pound a year.
Heaven guard my mother’s honor, and my land!
K. JOHN.
A good blunt fellow. Why, being younger born,
Doth he lay claim to thine inheritance?
BAST.
I know not why, except to get the land;
But once he slander’d me with bastardy.
But whe’er I be as true begot or no,
That still I lay upon my mother’s head,
But that I am as well begot, my liege
(Fair fall the bones that took the pains for me!),
Compare our faces, and be judge yourself.
If old Sir Robert did beget us both,
And were our father, and this son like him,
O old Sir Robert, father, on my knee
I give heaven thanks I was not like to thee!
K. JOHN.
Why, what a madcap hath heaven lent us here!
Q. EL.
He hath a trick of Coeur de Lion’s face,
The accent of his tongue affecteth him.
Do you not read some tokens of my son
In the large composition of this man?
K. JOHN.
Mine eye hath well examined his parts,
And finds them perfect Richard. Sirrah, speak,
What doth move you to claim your brother’s land?
BAST.
Because he hath a half-face like my father!
With half that face would he have all my land—
A half-fac’d groat five hundred pound a year!
ROB.
My gracious liege, when that my father liv’d,
Your brother did employ my father much—
BAST.
Well, sir, by this you cannot get my land;
Your tale must be how he employ’d my mother.
ROB.
And once dispatch’d him in an embassy
To Germany, there with the Emperor
To treat of high affairs touching that time.
Th’ advantage of his absence took the King,
And in the mean time sojourn’d at my father’s;
Where how he did prevail I shame to speak.
But truth is truth. Large lengths of seas and shores
Between my father and my mother lay,
As I have heard my father speak himself,
When this same lusty gentleman was got.
Upon his death-bed he by will bequeath’d
His lands to me, and took it on his death
That this my mother’s son was none of his;
And if he were, he came into the world
Full fourteen weeks before the course of time.
Then, good my liege, let me have what is mine,
My father’s land, as was my father’s will.
K. JOHN.
Sirrah, your brother is legitimate,
Your father’s wife did after wedlock bear him;
And if she did play false, the fault was hers,
Which fault lies on the hazards of all husbands
That marry wives. Tell me, how if my brother,
Who, as you say, took pains to get this son,
Had of your father claim’d this son for his?
In sooth, good friend, your father might have kept
This calf, bred from his cow, from all the world;
In sooth he might; then if he were my brother’s,
My brother might not claim him, nor your father,
Being none of his, refuse him. This concludes:
My mother’s son did get your father’s heir;
Your father’s heir must have your father’s land.
ROB.
Shall then my father’s will be of no force
To dispossess that child which is not his?
BAST.
Of no more force to dispossess me, sir,
Than was his will to get me, as I think.
Q. EL.
Whether hadst thou rather be a Faulconbridge,
And like thy brother, to enjoy thy land;
Or the reputed son of Coeur de Lion,
Lord of thy presence and no land beside?
BAST.
Madam, and if my brother had my shape
And I had his, Sir Robert’s his, like him,
And if my legs were two such riding-rods,
My arms such eel-skins stuff’d, my face so thin
That in mine ear I durst not stick a rose
Lest men should say, “Look where three-farthings goes!”
And to his shape were heir to all this land,
Would I might never stir from off this place,
I would give it every foot to have this face;
It would not be Sir Nob in any case.
Q. EL.
I like thee well. Wilt thou forsake thy fortune,
Bequeath thy land to him, and follow me?
I am a soldier, and now bound to France.
BAST.
Brother, take you my land, I’ll take my chance.
Your face hath got five hundred pound a year,
Yet sell your face for five pence and ’tis dear.
Madam, I’ll follow you unto the death.
Q. EL.
Nay, I would have you go before me thither.
BAST.
Our country manners give our betters way.
K. JOHN.
What is thy name?
BAST.
Philip, my liege, so is my name begun,
Philip, good old Sir Robert’s wive’s eldest son.
K. JOHN.
From henceforth bear his name whose form thou bearest:
Kneel thou down Philip, but rise more great,
Arise Sir Richard, and Plantagenet.
BAST.
Brother by th’ mother’s side, give me your hand;
My father gave me honor, yours gave land.
Now blessed be the hour by night or day
When I was got, Sir Robert was away!
Q. EL.
The very spirit of Plantagenet!
I am thy grandame, Richard, call me so.
BAST.
Madam, by chance, but not by truth; what though?
Something about, a little from the right,
In at the window, or else o’er the hatch.
Who dares not stir by day must walk by night,
And have is have, however men do catch.
Near or far off, well won is still well shot,
And I am I, howe’er I was begot.
K. JOHN.
Go, Faulconbridge, now hast thou thy desire,
A landless knight makes thee a landed squire.
Come, madam, and come, Richard, we must speed
For France, for France, for it is more than need.
BAST.
Brother, adieu, good fortune come to thee!
For thou wast got i’ th’ way of honesty.
(Exeunt all but Bastard.)
A foot of honor better than I was,
But many a many foot of land the worse.
Well, now can I make any Joan a lady.
“Good den, Sir Richard!” “God-a-mercy, fellow!”
And if his name be George, I’ll call him Peter;
For new-made honor doth forget men’s names;
’Tis too respective and too sociable
For your conversion. Now your traveler,
He and his toothpick at my worship’s mess,
And when my knightly stomach is suffic’d,
Why then I suck my teeth, and catechize
My picked man of countries. “My dear sir,”
Thus, leaning on mine elbow, I begin,
“I shall beseech you”—that is question now;
And then comes answer like an Absey book:
“O sir,” says answer, “at your best command,
At your employment, at your service, sir.”
“No, sir,” says question, “I, sweet sir, at yours”;
And so ere answer knows what question would,
Saving in dialogue of compliment,
And talking of the Alps and Apennines,
The Pyrenean and the river Po,
It draws toward supper in conclusion so.
But this is worshipful society,
And fits the mounting spirit like myself;
For he is but a bastard to the time
That doth not smack of observation—
And so am I, whether I smack or no;
And not alone in habit and device,
Exterior form, outward accoutrement,
But from the inward motion to deliver
Sweet, sweet, sweet poison for the age’s tooth,
Which though I will not practice to deceive,
Yet to avoid deceit, I mean to learn;
For it shall strew the footsteps of my rising.
But who comes in such haste in riding-robes?
What woman-post is this? Hath she no husband
That will take pains to blow a horn before her?
(Enter Lady Faulconbridge and James Gurney.)
O me, ’tis my mother. How now, good lady,
What brings you here to court so hastily?
L. FAULC.
Where is that slave, thy brother? Where is he,
That holds in chase mine honor up and down?
BAST.
My brother Robert, old Sir Robert’s son?
Colbrand the giant, that same mighty man?
Is it Sir Robert’s son that you seek so?
L. FAULC.
Sir Robert’s son! Ay, thou unreverend boy,
Sir Robert’s son! Why scorn’st thou at Sir Robert?
He is Sir Robert’s son, and so art thou.
BAST.
James Gurney, wilt thou give us leave a while?
GUR.
Good leave, good Philip.
BAST.
^5 Philip? Sparrow! James,
There’s toys abroad; anon I’ll tell thee more.
(Exit James Gurney.)
Madam, I was not old Sir Robert’s son;
Sir Robert might have eat his part in me
Upon Good Friday and ne’er broke his fast.
Sir Robert could do well—marry, to confess—
Could he get me. Sir Robert could not do it;
We know his handiwork. Therefore, good mother,
To whom am I beholding for these limbs?
Sir Robert never help to make this leg.
L. FAULC.
Hast thou conspired with thy brother too,
That for thine own gain shouldst defend mine honor?
What means this scorn, thou most untoward knave?
BAST.
Knight, knight, good mother, Basilisco-like.
What, I am dubb’d! I have it on my shoulder.
But, mother, I am not Sir Robert’s son,
I have disclaim’d Sir Robert and my land,
Legitimation, name, and all is gone;
Then, good my mother, let me know my father;
Some proper man, I hope. Who was it, mother?
L. FAULC.
Hast thou denied thyself a Faulconbridge?
BAST.
As faithfully as I deny the devil.
L. FAULC.
King Richard Coeur de Lion was thy father.
By long and vehement suit I was seduc’d
To make room for him in my husband’s bed.
Heaven! Lay not my transgression to my charge,
That art the issue of my dear offense,
Which was so strongly urg’d past my defense.
BAST.
Now by this light, were I to get again,
Madam, I would not wish a better father.
Some sins do bear their privilege on earth,
And so doth yours: your fault was not your folly;
Needs must you lay your heart at his dispose,
Subjected tribute to commanding love,
Against whose fury and unmatched force
The aweless lion could not wage the fight,
Nor keep his princely heart from Richard’s hand.
He that perforce robs lions of their hearts
May easily win a woman’s. Ay, my mother,
With all my heart I thank thee for my father!
Who lives and dares but say thou didst not well
When I was got, I’ll send his soul to hell.
Come, lady, I will show thee to my kin,
And they shall say, when Richard me begot,
If thou hadst said him nay, it had been sin.
Who says it was, he lies, I say ’twas not.
Exeunt.
/* # Act 2 */
### Act 2, Scene 1
France. Before the town of Angiers.
Enter, before Angiers, Philip, King of France, Lewis the Dauphin, Constance, Arthur, with forces, at one door; at the other, Austria with forces.
K. PHI.
Before Angiers well met, brave Austria.
Arthur, that great forerunner of thy blood,
Richard, that robb’d the lion of his heart,
And fought the holy wars in Palestine,
By this brave duke came early to his grave;
And for amends to his posterity,
At our importance hither is he come
To spread his colors, boy, in thy behalf,
And to rebuke the usurpation
Of thy unnatural uncle, English John.
Embrace him, love him, give him welcome hither.
ARTH.
God shall forgive you Coeur de Lion’s death
The rather that you give his offspring life,
Shadowing their right under your wings of war.
I give you welcome with a powerless hand.
But with a heart full of unstained love.
Welcome before the gates of Angiers, Duke.
K. PHI.
A noble boy! Who would not do thee right?
AUST.
Upon thy cheek lay I this zealous kiss
As seal to this indenture of my love:
That to my home I will no more return
Till Angiers, and the right thou hast in France,
Together with that pale, that white-fac’d shore,
Whose foot spurns back the ocean’s roaring tides
And coops from other lands her islanders,
Even till that England, hedg’d in with the main,
That water-walled bulwark, still secure
And confident from foreign purposes,
Even till that utmost corner of the west
Salute thee for her king; till then, fair boy,
Will I not think of home, but follow arms.
CONST.
O, take his mother’s thanks, a widow’s thanks,
Till your strong hand shall help to give him strength
To make a more requital to your love!
AUST.
The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords
In such a just and charitable war.
K. PHI.
Well, then to work! Our cannon shall be bent
Against the brows of this resisting town.
Call for our chiefest men of discipline
To cull the plots of best advantages.
We’ll lay before this town our royal bones,
Wade to the market-place in Frenchmen’s blood,
But we will make it subject to this boy.
CONST.
Stay for an answer to your embassy,
Lest unadvis’d you stain your swords with blood.
My Lord Chatillion may from England bring
That right in peace which here we urge in war,
And then we shall repent each drop of blood
That hot rash haste so indirectly shed.
Enter Chatillion.
K. PHI.
A wonder, lady! Lo upon thy wish
Our messenger Chatillion is arriv’d!
What England says, say briefly, gentle lord,
We coldly pause for thee; Chatillion, speak.
CHAT.
Then turn your forces from this paltry siege,
And stir them up against a mightier task.
England, impatient of your just demands,
Hath put himself in arms. The adverse winds,
Whose leisure I have stay’d, have given him time
To land his legions all as soon as I;
His marches are expedient to this town,
His forces strong, his soldiers confident.
With him along is come the mother-queen,
An Ate, stirring him to blood and strife;
With her her niece, the Lady Blanch of Spain;
With them a bastard of the king’s deceas’d,
And all th’ unsettled humors of the land,
Rash, inconsiderate, fiery voluntaries,
With ladies’ faces and fierce dragons’ spleens,
Have sold their fortunes at their native homes,
Bearing their birthrights proudly on their backs,
To make a hazard of new fortunes here.
In brief, a braver choice of dauntless spirits
Than now the English bottoms have waft o’er
Did never float upon the swelling tide
To do offense and scathe in Christendom.
The interruption of their churlish drums
Cuts off more circumstance. They are at hand,
(Drum beats.)
To parley or to fight, therefore prepare.
K. PHI.
How much unlook’d for is this expedition!
AUST.
By how much unexpected, by so much
We must awake endeavor for defense,
For courage mounteth with occasion.
Let them be welcome then, we are prepar’d.
Enter King John of England, Bastard, Queen Elinor, Blanch, Pembroke, and others.
K. JOHN.
Peace be to France—if France in peace permit
Our just and lineal entrance to our own;
If not, bleed France, and peace ascend to heaven,
Whiles we, God’s wrathful agent, do correct
Their proud contempt that beats his peace to heaven.
K. PHI.
Peace be to England, if that war return
From France to England, there to live in peace.
England we love, and for that England’s sake
With burden of our armor here we sweat.
This toil of ours should be a work of thine;
But thou from loving England art so far
That thou hast under-wrought his lawful king,
Cut off the sequence of posterity,
Outfaced infant state, and done a rape
Upon the maiden virtue of the crown.
Look here upon thy brother Geffrey’s face:
These eyes, these brows, were moulded out of his;
This little abstract doth contain that large
Which died in Geffrey; and the hand of time
Shall draw this brief into as huge a volume.
That Geffrey was thy elder brother born,
And this his son; England was Geffrey’s right,
And this is Geffrey’s in the name of God.
How comes it then that thou art call’d a king,
When living blood doth in these temples beat,
Which owe the crown that thou o’ermasterest?
K. JOHN.
From whom hast thou this great commission, France,
To draw my answer from thy articles?
K. PHI.
From that supernal judge that stirs good thoughts
In any breast of strong authority,
To look into the blots and stains of right.
That judge hath made me guardian to this boy,
Under whose warrant I impeach thy wrong,
And by whose help I mean to chastise it.
K. JOHN.
Alack, thou dost usurp authority.
K. PHI.
Excuse it is to beat usurping down.
Q. EL.
Who is it thou dost call usurper, France?
CONST.
Let me make answer: thy usurping son.
Q. EL.
Out, insolent, thy bastard shall be king
That thou mayst be a queen, and check the world!
CONST.
My bed was ever to thy son as true
As thine was to thy husband, and this boy
Liker in feature to his father Geffrey
Than thou and John in manners, being as like
As rain to water, or devil to his dam.
My boy a bastard? By my soul I think
His father never was so true begot—
It cannot be, and if thou wert his mother.
Q. EL.
There’s a good mother, boy, that blots thy father.
CONST.
There’s a good grandame, boy, that would blot thee.
AUST.
Peace!
BAST.
^2 Hear the crier.
AUST.
^5 What the devil art thou?
BAST.
One that will play the devil, sir, with you,
And ’a may catch your hide and you alone.
You are the hare of whom the proverb goes,
Whose valor plucks dead lions by the beard;
I’ll smoke your skin-coat and I catch you right.
Sirrah, look to’t, i’ faith I will, i’ faith.
BLANCH.
O, well did he become that lion’s robe,
That did disrobe the lion of that robe!
BAST.
It lies as sightly on the back of him
As great Alcides’ shows upon an ass.
But, ass, I’ll take that burden from your back,
Or lay on that shall make your shoulders crack.
AUST.
What cracker is this same that deafs our ears
With this abundance of superfluous breath?
King Philip, determine what we shall do straight.
K. PHI.
Women and fools, break off your conference.
King John, this is the very sum of all:
England and Ireland, Anjou, Touraine, Maine,
In right of Arthur do I claim of thee.
Wilt thou resign them and lay down thy arms?
K. JOHN.
My life as soon. I do defy thee, France.
Arthur of Britain, yield thee to my hand,
And out of my dear love I’ll give thee more
Than e’er the coward hand of France can win.
Submit thee, boy.
Q. EL.
^4 Come to thy grandame, child.
CONST.
Do, child, go to it grandame, child,
Give grandame kingdom, and it grandame will
Give it a plum, a cherry, and a fig.
There’s a good grandame.
ARTH.
^5 Good my mother, peace.
I would that I were low laid in my grave,
I am not worth this coil that’s made for me.
Q. EL.
His mother shames him so, poor boy, he weeps.
CONST.
Now shame upon you, whe’er she does or no!
His grandame’s wrongs, and not his mother’s shames,
Draws those heaven-moving pearls from his poor eyes,
Which heaven shall take in nature of a fee;
Ay, with these crystal beads heaven shall be brib’d
To do him justice, and revenge on you.
Q. EL.
Thou monstrous slanderer of heaven and earth!
CONST.
Thou monstrous injurer of heaven and earth,
Call not me slanderer! Thou and thine usurp
The dominations, royalties, and rights
Of this oppressed boy. This is thy eldest son’s son,
Infortunate in nothing but in thee.
Thy sins are visited in this poor child,
The canon of the law is laid on him,
Being but the second generation
Removed from thy sin-conceiving womb.
K. JOHN.
Bedlam, have done.
CONST.
^4 I have but this to say,
That he is not only plagued for her sin,
But God hath made her sin and her the plague
On this removed issue, plagued for her,
And with her plague, her sin; his injury
Her injury, the beadle to her sin—
All punish’d in the person of this child,
And all for her. A plague upon her!
Q. EL.
Thou unadvised scold, I can produce
A will that bars the title of thy son.
CONST.
Ay, who doubts that? A will! A wicked will,
A woman’s will, a cank’red grandam’s will!
K. PHI.
Peace, lady, pause, or be more temperate.
It ill beseems this presence to cry aim
To these ill-tuned repetitions.
Some trumpet summon hither to the walls
These men of Angiers; let us hear them speak
Whose title they admit, Arthur’s or John’s.
Trumpet sounds. Enter Hubert and other Citizens upon the walls.
HUB.
Who is it that hath warn’d us to the walls?
K. PHI.
’Tis France, for England.
K. JOHN.
^5 England for itself.
You men of Angiers, and my loving subjects—
K. PHI.
You loving men of Angiers, Arthur’s subjects,
Our trumpet call’d you to this gentle parle—
K. JOHN.
For our advantage—therefore hear us first:
These flags of France, that are advanced here
Before the eye and prospect of your town,
Have hither march’d to your endamagement.
The cannons have their bowels full of wrath,
And ready mounted are they to spit forth
Their iron indignation ’gainst your walls;
All preparation for a bloody siege
And merciless proceeding by these French
Confronts your city’s eyes, your winking gates;
And but for our approach those sleeping stones,
That as a waist doth girdle you about,
By the compulsion of their ordinance
By this time from their fixed beds of lime
Had been dishabited, and wide havoc made
For bloody power to rush upon your peace.
But on the sight of us, your lawful King,
Who painfully with much expedient march
Have brought a countercheck before your gates,
To save unscratch’d your city’s threat’ned cheeks,
Behold, the French amaz’d vouchsafe a parle,
And now instead of bullets wrapp’d in fire,
To make a shaking fever in your walls,
They shoot but calm words folded up in smoke,
To make a faithless error in your ears;
Which trust accordingly, kind citizens,
And let us in—your King, whose labor’d spirits,
Forewearied in this action of swift speed,
Craves harborage within your city walls.
K. PHI.
When I have said, make answer to us both.
Lo in this right hand, whose protection
Is most divinely vow’d upon the right
Of him it holds, stands young Plantagenet,
Son to the elder brother of this man,
And king o’er him and all that he enjoys.
For this down-trodden equity, we tread
In warlike march these greens before your town,
Being no further enemy to you
Than the constraint of hospitable zeal
In the relief of this oppressed child
Religiously provokes. Be pleased then
To pay that duty which you truly owe
To him that owes it, namely this young prince,
And then our arms, like to a muzzled bear,
Save in aspect, hath all offense seal’d up;
Our cannons’ malice vainly shall be spent
Against th’ invulnerable clouds of heaven,
And with a blessed and unvex’d retire,
With unhack’d swords, and helmets all unbruis’d,
We will bear home that lusty blood again
Which here we came to spout against your town,
And leave your children, wives, and you in peace.
But if you fondly pass our proffer’d offer,
’Tis not the rounder of your old-fac’d walls
Can hide you from our messengers of war,
Though all these English and their discipline
Were harbor’d in their rude circumference.
Then tell us, shall your city call us lord,
In that behalf which we have challeng’d it?
Or shall we give the signal to our rage,
And stalk in blood to our possession?
HUB.
In brief, we are the King of England’s subjects:
For him, and in his right, we hold this town.
K. JOHN.
Acknowledge then the King, and let me in.
HUB.
That can we not; but he that proves the King,
To him will we prove loyal. Till that time
Have we ramm’d up our gates against the world.
K. JOHN.
Doth not the crown of England prove the King?
And if not that, I bring you witnesses,
Twice fifteen thousand hearts of England’s breed—
BAST.
Bastards, and else.
K. JOHN.
To verify our title with their lives.
K. PHI.
As many and as well-born bloods as those—
BAST.
Some bastards too.
K. PHI.
Stand in his face to contradict his claim.
HUB.
Till you compound whose right is worthiest,
We for the worthiest hold the right from both.
K. JOHN.
Then God forgive the sin of all those souls
That to their everlasting residence,
Before the dew of evening fall, shall fleet
In dreadful trial of our kingdom’s king!
K. PHI.
Amen, amen! Mount, chevaliers! To arms!
BAST.
Saint George, that swing’d the dragon, and e’er since
Sits on ’s horseback at mine hostess’ door,
Teach us some fence!
(To Austria.)
^5 Sirrah, were I at home,
At your den, sirrah, with your lioness,
I would set an ox-head to your lion’s hide,
And make a monster of you.
AUST.
^6 Peace, no more.
BAST.
O, tremble! For you hear the lion roar.
K. JOHN.
Up higher to the plain, where we’ll set forth
In best appointment all our regiments.
BAST.
Speed then to take advantage of the field.
K. PHI.
It shall be so, and at the other hill
Command the rest to stand. God and our right!
Exeunt. Hubert and Citizens remain above.
Here, after excursions, enter the Herald of France with Trumpets to the gates.
FR. HER.
You men of Angiers, open wide your gates,
And let young Arthur Duke of Britain in,
Who by the hand of France this day hath made
Much work for tears in many an English mother,
Whose sons lie scattered on the bleeding ground.
Many a widow’s husband groveling lies,
Coldly embracing the discolored earth,
And victory with little loss doth play
Upon the dancing banners of the French,
Who are at hand, triumphantly displayed,
To enter conquerors, and to proclaim
Arthur of Britain England’s King and yours.
Enter English Herald with Trumpet.
E. HER.
Rejoice, you men of Angiers, ring your bells,
King John, your King and England’s, doth approach,
Commander of this hot malicious day.
Their armors, that march’d hence so silver-bright,
Hither return all gilt with Frenchmen’s blood.
There stuck no plume in any English crest
That is removed by a staff of France;
Our colors do return in those same hands
That did display them when we first march’d forth;
And like a jolly troop of huntsmen come
Our lusty English, all with purpled hands,
Dy’d in the dying slaughter of their foes.
Open your gates and give the victors way.
HUB.
Heralds, from off our tow’rs we might behold,
From first to last, the onset and retire
Of both your armies, whose equality
By our best eyes cannot be censured.
Blood hath bought blood, and blows have answer’d blows;
Strength match’d with strength, and power confronted power:
Both are alike, and both alike we like.
One must prove greatest. While they weigh so even,
We hold our town for neither; yet for both.
Enter the two Kings with their powers at several doors.
K. JOHN.
France, hast thou yet more blood to cast away?
Say, shall the current of our right roam on?
Whose passage, vex’d with thy impediment,
Shall leave his native channel and o’erswell
With course disturb’d even thy confining shores,
Unless thou let his silver water keep
A peaceful progress to the ocean.
K. PHI.
England, thou hast not sav’d one drop of blood
In this hot trial more than we of France,
Rather lost more. And by this hand I swear,
That sways the earth this climate overlooks,
Before we will lay down our just-borne arms
We’ll put thee down, ’gainst whom these arms we bear,
Or add a royal number to the dead,
Gracing the scroll that tells of this war’s loss
With slaughter coupled to the name of kings.
BAST.
Ha, majesty! How high thy glory tow’rs