From 63fbbbea7151fdd30d5e0265bf365f2928dc7be0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "Yes Interactive, LLC" Date: Mon, 10 Feb 2020 23:46:20 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] added more jokes --- controllers/jokes.txt | 41 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 40 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/controllers/jokes.txt b/controllers/jokes.txt index 5b6b612..2383452 100755 --- a/controllers/jokes.txt +++ b/controllers/jokes.txt @@ -159,4 +159,43 @@ What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?<>Squash. What do you call corn that joins the army?<> Kernel. I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum <>but I just can't seem to get it going. Why don't sharks eat clowns? <> Because they taste funny. -Just read a few facts about frogs.<> They were ribbiting. \ No newline at end of file +Just read a few facts about frogs.<> They were ribbiting. +Why didn’t the melons get married?<>Because they cantaloupe. +What’s a computer’s favorite snack?<>Microchips! +Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?<>He had a hard drive. +Why did the computer have no money left?<>Someone cleaned out its cache! +I'm not anti-social. <>I'm just not user friendly. +Why did the computer get cold?<>Because it forgot to close windows. +What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?<>The space bar! +What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?<>The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying. +If at first you don't succeed...<> call it version 1.0 +Why did Microsoft PowerPoint cross the road?<>To get to the other slide! +What did the computer do at lunchtime?<>Had a byte! +Why did the computer keep sneezing?<>It had a virus! +What did one toilet say to the other?<>You look a bit flushed. +Why did the picture go to jail?<>Because it was framed. +What did one wall say to the other wall?<>I'll meet you at the corner. +What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?<>Lonely +Why do bicycles fall over?<>Because they are two-tired! +Why was the broom late?<>It over swept! +What part of the car is the laziest?<>The wheels, because they are always tired! +What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?<>Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV? +What did one elevator say to the other elevator?<>I think I'm coming down with something! +Why was the belt arrested?<>Because it held up some pants! +What makes the calendar seem so popular?<>Because it has a lot of dates! +Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?He wanted to find Pluto! +Why do you go to bed every night?<>Because the bed won't come to you! +What has four wheels and flies?<>A garbage truck! +Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?<>He wanted to make a clean get away! +Just watched a documentary about beavers.<>It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen. +Slept like a log last night<>woke up in the fireplace. +Why did the scarecrow win an award?<>Because he was outstanding in his field. +Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? <>Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. +What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? <>About 5000 miles +Why did the coffee file a police report? <>It got mugged. +What did the grape do when he got stepped on? <>He let out a little wine. +How many apples grow on a tree? <>All of them. +What name do you give a person with a rubber toe? <>Roberto +Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? <>It’s fine, he woke up. +Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? <>Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat. +How does a penguin build it’s house? <>Igloos it together.