diff --git a/controllers/jokes.txt b/controllers/jokes.txt index a89a6d8..2c8fb0e 100755 --- a/controllers/jokes.txt +++ b/controllers/jokes.txt @@ -248,3 +248,4 @@ I like telling Dad jokes…<>sometimes he laughs. How do you weigh a millennial?<> In Instagrams. The wedding was so beautiful<>even the cake was in tiers. What’s the most patriotic sport?<> Flag football. +A tax collector sees an old brandy distillery in Joe's basement and says: You have to pay taxes for that.<> Joe replies: I inherited this from my granddad and i never use it. <> The Tax collector retorts: That does not matter. If you have the device you have to pay the taxes. <> Joe responds: I would like to have child support for my 12 non existing children. <> The tax collector ripostes: You don't get child support if you don't have any children. <> Joe calmly replies: But i do have the device.