Makes Random Events a bit more lore friendly.

code/modules/events/communications_blackout.dm

@@ -1,9 +1,9 @@
 /datum/event/communications_blackout/announce()
-	var/alert = pick(	"Ionospheric anomalies detected. Temporary telecommunication failure imminent. Please contact you*%fj00)`5vc-BZZT", \
-						"Ionospheric anomalies detected. Temporary telecommunication failu*3mga;b4;'1v¬-BZZZT", \
-						"Ionospheric anomalies detected. Temporary telec#MCi46:5.;@63-BZZZZT", \
-						"Ionospheric anomalies dete'fZ\\kg5_0-BZZZZZT", \
-						"Ionospheri:%£ MCayj^j<.3-BZZZZZZT", \
+	var/alert = pick(	"Warning! System failure, local telecommunications tower power net undergoing failure, please remain calm as the system reboots.", \
+						"Warn*w7ng! System ###lure, local telecommunications tower {39810} undergoing fail----ure, please remain calm as the system )(*$%¨$#.", \
+						"Warn*w7ng! System failure, local tel&%$#%¨$@", \
+						"Failu341241re, local telecommunications tower'fZ\\kg5_0-BZZZZZT", \
+						"teleco:%£ MCayj^j<.3-BZZZZZZT", \
 						"#4nd%;f4y6,>£%-BZZZZZZZT")
 
 	for(var/mob/living/silicon/ai/A in GLOB.player_list)	//AIs are always aware of communication blackouts.

code/modules/events/meteors.dm

@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
 		if(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR)
 			command_announcement.Announce(replacetext(GLOB.using_map.meteor_detected_message, "%STATION_NAME%", location_name()), "[location_name()] Sensor Array", new_sound = GLOB.using_map.meteor_detected_sound, zlevels = affecting_z)
 		else
-			command_announcement.Announce("The [location_name()] is now in a meteor shower.", "[location_name()] Sensor Array", zlevels = affecting_z)
+			command_announcement.Announce("Warning! The underground cave system is now under collapse, [location_name()] facility may be hit by falling debris.", "[location_name()] Alert Sensors", zlevels = affecting_z)
 
 /datum/event/meteor_wave/tick()
 	// Begin sending the alarm signals to shield diffusers so the field is already regenerated (if it exists) by the time actual meteors start flying around.
@@ -50,9 +50,9 @@
 /datum/event/meteor_wave/end()
 	switch(severity)
 		if(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR)
-			command_announcement.Announce("The [location_name()] has cleared the meteor storm.", "[location_name()] Sensor Array", zlevels = affecting_z)
+			command_announcement.Announce("The underground cave system has recuperated his structural integrity.", "[location_name()] Alert Sensors", zlevels = affecting_z)
 		else
-			command_announcement.Announce("The [location_name()] has cleared the meteor shower", "[location_name()] Sensor Array", zlevels = affecting_z)
+			command_announcement.Announce("The underground cave system has recuperated his structural integrity.", "[location_name()] Alert Sensors", zlevels = affecting_z)
 
 /datum/event/meteor_wave/proc/get_meteors()
 	switch(severity)

code/modules/events/spider_infestation.dm

@@ -4,15 +4,14 @@
 	announceWhen	= 90
 	var/spawncount = 1
 
+datum/event/spider_infestation/announce()
+	command_announcement.Announce("Containment breach of object class Euclid SCP-525 detected. multiple instances detected.", "Biohazard Alert")
 
 /datum/event/spider_infestation/setup()
 	announceWhen = rand(announceWhen, announceWhen + 60)
 	spawncount = rand(4 * severity, 6 * severity)	//spiderlings only have a 50% chance to grow big and strong
 	sent_spiders_to_station = 0
 
-/datum/event/spider_infestation/announce()
-	GLOB.using_map.unidentified_lifesigns_announcement()
-
 /datum/event/spider_infestation/start()
 	var/list/vents = list()
 	for(var/obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump/temp_vent in SSmachines.all_machinery)

maps/site53/site53_announcements.dm

@@ -15,7 +15,8 @@
 	grid_restored_message = "Site power will be restored at this time"
 	grid_restored_sound = sound('sound/AI/announcer/poweron.ogg', volume = 150)
 
-	meteor_detected_sound = sound('sound/AI/torch/meteors.ogg', volume = 45)
+	meteor_detected_message = "Warning! The underground cave system is now under collapse,The facility may be hit by falling debris.."
+	meteor_detected_sound = sound('sound/AI/announcer/industrialalarm.ogg', volume = 45)
 
 	radiation_detected_message = "Radioactive object class SAFE containment breach detected. Please report to the medical bay if you feel strange."
 	radiation_detected_sound = sound('sound/AI/torch/radiation.ogg', volume = 45)